i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(Source: serpeterquill, via hermionegrangest)


Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via confirmance)




not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via ruinedchildhood)


Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

3 weeks ago


i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via anotherbritishboy)

3 weeks ago